Obama’s Half-Assed Message

Dear President Obama:

Please enlighten me. What exactly is your strategy to win back your base and persuade liberals to vote this November?

Does your plan involve pissing off progressives even more? Does it entail compensating for your lack of strength and progressive vision by blaming progressives for our own apathy?

If so, then you’re doing a really good job.

Obama’s Half-Assed Message (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Dear Obama, you’re right — Dems must vote.
But there’s something I simply must note:
You’re weak and a muck up.
Don’t tell your base “Buck up!”
All you’re doing is getting our goat.

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4 Responses to “Obama’s Half-Assed Message”

  1. Amanda says:

    Uh Mad I take it you’re Really ticked off? Well no one could say it better that is for sure!

  2. Peter M says:

    From your orator’s box of soap
    You spoke of great change and of hope
    I got me the fever
    And pulled the Dem lever
    I guess I was just a big dope

  3. Dear Obama you’re right, Dems must vote
    Or Glenn Beck will be able to gloat
    But you waste your time lovers of law
    Who watch your expanded torture and surveillance in awe
    I fear you will end up looking like a goat

    As for Glenn Beck I don’t give a shit
    He and his moron friends are just twits
    They say anything to make money
    To get a new honey
    And buy all the oxy they can get

  4. madkane says:

    Thanks, Amanda! Fun verse Peter and Robert!