August 12th, 2021
Headline: “DeSantis rakes in cash as Florida’s Covid wars rage”
Gov. DeSantis is raking in bread,
While his rules boost the number of dead.
His “pro-freedom” brand
Brings in cash, so he’s banned
Ev’ry mandate that slows Covid’s spread.
Tags: Covid, Covid Delta Variant, Epidemic, Florida, Governor DeSantis, Health Limerick, Mandates, Mask Mandates, Pandemic, Pro-Freedom, Ron DeSantis
Posted in Florida, Florida Humor, GOP Humor, Health Satire, Hypocrisy Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Public Safety, Republicans Humor | No Comments »
August 1st, 2021
Please tell me you’re pulling my leg
When you say there’s a spanking new reg:
The “no mask” rule’s been axed
For those who’ve been vaxxed?
Will you say it’s not true, if I beg?
Tags: Covid Delta Variant, Covid Restrictions, Covid Vaccine, COVID-19, Mask Limerick, Mask Mandates, Mask Restrictions, Pandemic, Vaccination Limerick, Vaccine Humor, Vaccine Limerick
Posted in GOP Humor, Health Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on Not Masking My Frustration (Limerick)
July 21st, 2021
Headline: “McCarthy pulls his 5 GOP members from 1/6 committee after Pelosi rejects 2 of his picks”
When McCarthy named Jordan and Banks
To the One/Six Committee, “No thanks!”
Was the answer he got
And WANTED; his plot
Was to pull his five picks from the ranks.
Tags: 1/6 Commission, 1/6 Committee, Capitol Assault, Donald Trump, Insurrection, Jim Banks, Jim Jordan, Kevin McCarthy, Nancy Pelosi, One/Six Committee, Trump Rally, Trump Riot
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Kevin McCarthy, Nancy Pelosi, Nancy Pelosi Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 1 Comment »
July 12th, 2021
Fox Newsers may cause the demise
Of their viewers with anti-vax cries.
“It’s my body,” they whine.
“It’s my choice!” Yet they’re fine
With abortion rights cut down to size.
Tags: Abortion Rights, Anti-Abortion Rhetoric, Anti-Vaxers, Choice, Covid Vaccine, COVID-19, Feminism, Fox News, Fox News Satire, GOP Hypocrisy, Health Humor, Media Humor, Pro-Choice, Pro-Life, Reproductive Health Humor, Reproductive Rights, Republican Hypocrisy, Republican Hypocrites
Posted in Abortion Rights, Feminism Humor, Fox News Humor, GOP Humor, Health Satire, Hypocrisy Humor, Media Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on Fox Hypocrisy (Limerick)
July 7th, 2021
Subheading: “Trump claims social media companies are ‘government’ actors. Attorneys say his lawsuit is a ‘pathetic joke'”
Donald loves filing spurious suits.
They are fund-raising schemes at their roots.
Plus they give him a chance
To play martyr. Trump’s stance?
He’s our prey, and we’re all in cahoots.
Tags: Censorship Claims, Censorship Humor, Donald Trump, Facebook, Google, Lawsuit, Litigation, Litigation Humor, Social Media, State Actors, Twitter
Posted in Censorship Satire, Donald Trump, Facebook Verse, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Social Media Satire, Twitter | Comments Off on Yet Another Trump Lawsuit (Limerick)
July 6th, 2021
Headline: “GOP 2024 hopefuls face challenge: Not upsetting Trump”
“The Hill” tells us something we know
About GOP prez-hopefuls’ woe:
They must NOT rile the prickly
Ex-prez, yet act quickly.
Avoid venom from Trump? Ho, ho, ho!
Tags: Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Humor, Presidential Campaign Humor, Presidential Election 2024
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Republican Quandary (Limerick)
July 5th, 2021
If you fly the American flag,
Many think you’re a Trumpster. I gag
At this terrible blunder,
Then ponder and wonder:
How’d our flag get a GOP tag?
Tags: American Flag, Donald Trump, Flag Humor, Patriotism Humor, Patriots
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Patriotism Poems, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on Patriotic Query (Limerick)
June 30th, 2021
Headline: “New York Mayor’s Race in Chaos After Elections Board Counts 135,000 Test Ballots”
New York’s contest for mayor’s been thrown
Into chaos; its tally’s been blown
By The Board of Elections,
Whose ballot corrections
Will be tainted — the truth deemed unknown.
Tags: Board of Elections, Election Humor, New York City, New York City Board Of Elections, New York City Mayor, New York City Primary, New York Mayor, New York Primary, NYC Mayor Contest, NYC Mayor Race, NYC Primary, Ranked Choice Voting, Voting, Voting Humor, Voting Limerick, Voting Software, Voting Technology
Posted in Campaign Humor, Election Satire, New York Mayors, New York Politics, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire | Comments Off on NYC’s Board Of Elections Blows It Again (Limerick)
June 28th, 2021
Headline: “Trump’s revenge tour begins with eyes on one Ohio Republican”
Boorish Trump’s seeking vengeance on tour.
His goal? Instill fear and ensure
That the pols who defied him
And dare to deride him
Are shunned, cast aside like manure.
Tags: Donald Trump, Trump Rallies, Trump Rally, Trump Revenge Tour
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on Trump’s Revenge Tour (Limerick)
June 23rd, 2021
Opinion Headline: “Joe Manchin’s ‘help wanted’ ad: 10 reasonable Republicans”
Manchin’s quest is for something that’s rare:
10 Republicans, decent and fair.
While I wish Manchin luck
And admire his pluck,
He’ll be stuck in the muck of despair.
Tags: 50-50 Senate, Bipartisanship, Filibuster Humor, Filibusters, Joe Manchin
Posted in Election Satire, Filibuster Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on Joe Manchin’s Quest (Limerick)
June 22nd, 2021
It’s Primary Day here, and so…
It is off to the polls we must go.
But these ballots are weird;
Far worse than I feared!
Ranked choice voting? I’d rather vote “NO!”
Tags: Election Humor, New York City, New York City Mayor, New York Primary, Ranked Choice Voting, Voting Humor
Posted in Election Satire, New York Mayors, New York Politics, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire | Comments Off on My Primary Problem (Limerick)
June 19th, 2021
“Hey teach, why the day off from school
On Juneteenth? A new holiday’s cool!
But what does it mean?”
“I can’t tell you, Eugene.
If I do, I’ll be sacked. That’s the rule.”
**************
There are many Republican fans
Of “Critical Race Theory” bans.
It’s been outlawed in Texas,
A lunatic nexus…
Filled with folks who hate blacks, gays, and trans.
Tags: Critical Race Theory, Education Humor, Education Satire, Racism, Racism Humor
Posted in Education Limerick, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Racism Limerick, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on Two “Critical Race Theory” Limericks
June 8th, 2021
To this headline, an “OY!” and a limerick: “Donald Trump To Go On Speaking Tour With Bill O’Reilly To Talk Up His Presidency”
Two fellows, each one a big boor,
Have announced their December joint tour.
It’s O’Reilly and Trump;
Each speaker, a grump,
A liar, a letch, and a snore.
Tags: Bill O'Reilly, Donald Trump, Speaking Tour
Posted in Bill O'Reilly, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on The Boor Tour (Limerick)
June 6th, 2021
Headline: “Fox News’ Chris Wallace Confronts Joe Manchin Over ‘Being Naive’ About Bipartisan Cooperation”
How can Manchin remain so deluded?
Were he lucid, he SHOULD have concluded
That bipartisanship
Is a fantasy trip
That will leave Biden’s vision denuded.
Tags: 50-50 Senate, Bipartisanship, Filibuster Humor, Filibusters, Joe Biden, Joe Manchin
Posted in Filibuster Humor, GOP Humor, Joe Biden, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Joe Manchin’s Fantasy (Limerick)
June 3rd, 2021
Reinstatement will happen this year
In August, claims Trump. So I fear
That derangement won’t end
And our nation can’t mend
While treachery’s still his career.
Tags: Donald Trump, Election Lies, Reinstatement, Trump Treachery
Posted in Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump’s Latest Lie (Limerick)
June 2nd, 2021
Our land’s in a terrible fix
When Republican Senators nix
A bipartisan group
Meant to get us the scoop
On what happened this year on 1/6.
Tags: 1/6 Commission, Bipartisan Commission, Capitol Assault, Donald Trump, Insurrection, Trump Rally, Trump Riot
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Our Nixed Commission Fix (Limerick)
June 2nd, 2021
Headline: “Trump blog page shuts down for good”
Big news: Seems the Donald has dumped
His new blog because int’rest has slumped.
Even fans found it boring.
(And some were caught snoring.)
It appears that the Donald’s been trumped.
Tags: Donald Trump, Social Media, Social Media Humor, Social Media Platform, Trump Blog
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Social Media Satire, White House | Comments Off on Trumps Dog-GONE Blog (Limerick)
May 31st, 2021
This comment by former GOP Rep. Barbara Comstock made me laugh and inspired my latest limerick: “If Donald Trump disappeared tomorrow, I don’t think you’d have many Republicans in the search party. Maybe a few prosecutors. But not Republicans.”
If Trump disappeared, just how hard
Would pols look for that large tub of lard?
Who but those with indictments
Would have the incitements
To secure him in jail under guard?
Tags: Donald Trump, Indictment Humor
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on If Trump Disappeared, Who’d Hunt For Him? (Limerick)
May 26th, 2021
Will Trump’s CFO drop a dime
On the Donald? It’s surely high time!
A grand jury’s convened,
So here’s hoping that fiend
Is convicted of many a crime.
Tags: Cy Vance, Donald Trump, Grand Jury, Letitia James
Posted in Crime, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Law Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Isn’t The Trump Grand Jury Grand? (Limerick)
May 22nd, 2021
Headline: “CNN Drops Rick Santorum After Racist Comments About Native Americans”
CNN has dumped Rick J. Santorum
(Though Republicans seem to adore’m.)
With insults creative,
He dissed all our Native
Americans, breaching decorum.
Tags: American Indians, CNN, Media Limerick, Native Americans, Rick Santorum
Posted in GOP Humor, Media Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Rick Santorum | Comments Off on CNN Ousts Rick Santorum (Limerick)
