“Today’s topic is ‘mind over matter,'”
Said the prof. “Kindly cease all your chatter.”
“Make us stop with your mind,”
A young smart-aleck whined.
He was kicked out (hind first) with a clatter.
Posts Tagged ‘Students Humor’
The Irked Professor (Limerick)
Sunday, December 7th, 2025A Testy Exchange (Limerick)
Friday, June 16th, 2023Said a grad student, seething, “I reckoned
That I’d surely be first, and not second.
My exam’s been mismarked!”
The peeved prof sternly barked:
“Your ego’s remarkably fecund!”
Limerick Ode To Teachers
Tuesday, May 3rd, 2016A professor, while teaching a class,
Called one of his students an ass;
Not a classy remark,
But his class (this is stark)
Loudly cheered his assessment en masse.
National Teacher Day, also known as Teacher Appreciation Day, is celebrated during the first full week of May, on a Tuesday.
