It’s risky when parents show flair
In naming their child, so beware!
If you pick a bad name,
You may shoulder the blame
And the cost of a therapist’s stare.
Happy Celebrate Your Name Week (1st full week of March.)
It’s risky when parents show flair
In naming their child, so beware!
If you pick a bad name,
You may shoulder the blame
And the cost of a therapist’s stare.
Happy Celebrate Your Name Week (1st full week of March.)
Tags: Celebrate Your Name Week, Children Humor, CYNW, March Holidays, Names Humor, Naming Humor, Odd Holidays, Parents, Psychology Humor, Therapy Humor
Posted in Children Humor, Family & Relatives Humor, Family Verse, Limericks, Odd Holidays, Parenting Humor | Comments Off on Name-Blame (Limerick)
Parents dish out some phrases with glee:
“Just because!” “Cuz I said so!” “We’ll see!”
“Till you pay your own way,
You must do what I say!”
“Do you think money grows on a tree?”
Happy “Just Because Day!” (Aug. 27)
Tags: Child Humor, Children, Just Because Day, Odd Holidays, Parenting Humor, Parents
Posted in Children Humor, Family & Relatives Humor, Limericks, Mothers & Fathers Humor, Odd Holidays, Parenting Humor | Comments Off on Pat Parental Retorts (Limerick)
Today’s Crazy Headline of the Day deserves a limerick.
“Kindergarten play gets broken up by police after parents brawl over best seats.”
Most brawling takes place on the street
And in bars, but some cops on the beat
Had to break up a fight
At a school play one night:
Parents fighting to get the best seat.
Tags: Brawling Humor, Cops & Police, Education & School Humor, Elementary School, Legal & Lawyer Humor, Parenting Humor, Parents, School Plays
Posted in Crime & Punishment Humor, Education & School Humor, Legal & Lawyer Humor, Limericks, Parenting Humor, Police Humor | 1 Comment »
Mad Kane (Madeleine Begun Kane) is a writer, musician, and "recovering lawyer." She won the Robert Benchley Society Award For Humor and enjoys writing limericks, song parodies, and current events haiku.
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