Archive for the ‘Parenting Humor’ Category
Wednesday, February 15th, 2023
A young girl had twin sisters, thirteen,
And, alas, both were older and mean.
When she tried tit for tat,
Parents called her a “brat.”
The poor tween was betwixt and between.
Tags: Children Humor, Children Limerick, Parenting Humor, Parenting Limerick, Siblings Humor, Siblings Limerick, Sisters Humor, Sisters Limerick
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Tuesday, December 13th, 2022
A gal’s parents, upset, then joined forces
In condemning her new choice of courses.
“I’ll be learning collage,
Equine health and dressage.”
“Bad idea,” they nagged. “Please hold your horses.”
(December 13th Is National Day Of The Horse. )
Tags: Animal Humor, Animal Limerick, College Humor, College Limerick, December Holidays, Dressage Limerick, Education Humor, Education Limerick, Equine Humor, Equine Limerick, Horse Humor, Horse Limerick, National Day Of The Horse, Odd Holidays, Parental Humor, Parental Limerick
Posted in Animal & Pet Humor, Education & School Humor, Limericks, Odd Holidays, Parenting Humor | Comments Off on A Change Of Course (Limerick)
Thursday, April 7th, 2022
A young gal grabbed her daughter to scold ’er:
“You should know better, now that you’re older.
Throwing snack food is rude,
Also wasteful and crude,”
Said the mom with a chip on her shoulder.
Tags: Badly Behaved Children, Child Humor, Food Humor, Food Limerick, Idiom Humor, Idiom Limerick, Parenting Humor, Parenting Limerick, Snack Food Humor
Posted in Children Humor, Family & Relatives Humor, Food & Drink Humor, Idiom Humor, Language Humor, Limericks, Mothers & Fathers Humor, Parenting Humor | Comments Off on Snack Food Grievance (Limerick)
Saturday, December 4th, 2021
“Our son has a terrible vice;
He’s a gambler and not very nice.
When we tell him to stop,
He says, ‘Mother and Pop,
All my cards on the table: No dice!'”
(December 4 is “National Dice Day.”)
Tags: Card Humor, Card Sharks, December Holidays, Dice Humor, Gambling Humor, Gambling Limerick, Gambling Verse, Gaming Poem, National Dice Day, Odd Holidays, Parenting Humor, Parenting Limerick, Poker
Posted in Behavior & Personality, Gambling & Gaming Humor, Games Humor, Leisure Time Humor, Money & Finance Humor, Odd Holidays, Parenting Humor, Recreation & Fun Humor, Relationship Haiku | Comments Off on A Limerick Ode To Dice
Sunday, March 4th, 2018
It’s risky when parents show flair
In naming their child, so beware!
If you pick a bad name,
You may shoulder the blame
And the cost of a therapist’s stare.
Happy Celebrate Your Name Week (1st full week of March.)
Tags: Celebrate Your Name Week, Children Humor, CYNW, March Holidays, Names Humor, Naming Humor, Odd Holidays, Parents, Psychology Humor, Therapy Humor
Posted in Children Humor, Family & Relatives Humor, Family Verse, Limericks, Odd Holidays, Parenting Humor | Comments Off on Name-Blame (Limerick)
Saturday, August 27th, 2016
Parents dish out some phrases with glee:
“Just because!” “Cuz I said so!” “We’ll see!”
“Till you pay your own way,
You must do what I say!”
“Do you think money grows on a tree?”
Happy “Just Because Day!” (Aug. 27)
Tags: Child Humor, Children, Just Because Day, Odd Holidays, Parenting Humor, Parents
Posted in Children Humor, Family & Relatives Humor, Limericks, Mothers & Fathers Humor, Odd Holidays, Parenting Humor | Comments Off on Pat Parental Retorts (Limerick)
Friday, March 25th, 2016
Today’s Crazy Headline of the Day deserves a limerick.
“Kindergarten play gets broken up by police after parents brawl over best seats.”
Most brawling takes place on the street
And in bars, but some cops on the beat
Had to break up a fight
At a school play one night:
Parents fighting to get the best seat.
Tags: Brawling Humor, Cops & Police, Education & School Humor, Elementary School, Legal & Lawyer Humor, Parenting Humor, Parents, School Plays
Posted in Crime & Punishment Humor, Education & School Humor, Legal & Lawyer Humor, Limericks, Parenting Humor, Police Humor | 1 Comment »
