Archive for September, 2025

Scrutiny Mutiny? (Limerick)

Saturday, September 27th, 2025

Careful scrutiny’s key when you sign
Any contract. Each clause! Ev’ry line!
An attorney’s review
Is essential to do.
You forgo one? Don’t phone me to whine!

Yet Another Limerick Ode To Autumn

Friday, September 19th, 2025

Rumor has it that Fall’s coming soon.
Hate humidity? Autumn’s a boon.
But each season, of course,
Does have downsides, perforce:
Ev’ry Autumn, I sneeze till I swoon.

Stock Complaint (Limerick)

Thursday, September 18th, 2025

Whined a woman, “I’m knee-deep in hock.
And I’m told that it’s time to take stock.
Not the ‘stock exchange’ kind;
That’s the source of my bind.
I’m behind cuz I fell for that crock!”

Wordy Limerick

Tuesday, September 9th, 2025

Certain words are so dull to their core,
They induce me to beg: “Please, no more!”
“Nonetheless” makes me sore.
I’ll go further — full bore:
Let’s take “furthermore.” Say it? I’ll snore!

A Class(ic) Tale? (Limerick)

Saturday, September 6th, 2025

A fellow who longed to enhance
His chances at love and romance,
Took a ballroom dance class,
But did NOT meet a lass:
Only men who ALREADY could dance.

Prompt Confusion (Limerick)

Friday, September 5th, 2025

I adore using prompt words, and yet,
Their abundance, at times, makes me fret:
Word choice tears me to bits;
My brain freezes, then flits,
As by ADHD I’m beset.