Whined a writer, I’m rusty and blocked.
I just can’t get my juices unlocked.
It’s the fault of my muse
Who’s gone AWOL. J’accuse!
Can’t remember the last time we talked.
Tags: Muse Humor, Muse Limerick, Writing Humor, Writing Limerick
Mad Kane (Madeleine Begun Kane) is a writer, musician, and "recovering lawyer." She won the Robert Benchley Society Award For Humor and enjoys writing limericks, song parodies, and current events haiku.
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Said a Muse, with a bit of chagrin,
To one poet’s, “So where have you been?”
“I’m out training AI —
What a sloth of a guy!
But I will try to pencil you in.”
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From Mad Kane:
LOL! Nice one!
Artificial Indeed
The sad ruse was far worse than first thought.
The bad muse was a bot who’d been taught
to kill inspiration,
give lame explanation,
and abuse the poor poet distraught.
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From Mad Kane
LOL! A fun response to Sjaan’s limerick!