A Growing Problem (Limerick)

Hubby’s hair is in need of a trim.
It’s approaching the length of a limb.
But a barber is out
Cuz that virus has clout.
Will he let me wield scissors? Not HIM!

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3 Responses to “A Growing Problem (Limerick)”

  1. Portly Bard says:

    Citing “Yet Another Pandemic Challenge”, I rise in defense:

    Though your love he will always revere
    — and he’s likely as guilty — it’s clear
    that emotional sparks
    from your pointed remarks
    have ignited sharp instrument fear.

  2. madkane says:

    LOL! Good one!

  3. Sjaan VandenBroeder says:

    My advice on long hair–did you ask?
    Do not lop! (it’s too bristly a task).
    Comb it out as it grows
    over mouth, chin, and nose,
    and — voila! –now you’ve made your own mask!