Sex Post Facto (Limerick)

Sex Post Facto (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane

What’s the worst you can say after sex?
That question continues to vex.
But you’ll soon be a loner
With this little boner:
“You’re not even as good as my ex.”

UPDATE: June 9 is National Sex Day.

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One Response to “Sex Post Facto (Limerick)”

  1. Neal P says:

    What’s the best thing to do after sex?
    (Should ya preen? Should ya bow? Should ya flex?)
    If your partner craves more,
    Simply open the door
    And shout down the hall, “Hey, who’s next?”