Limerick Ode To “National Orgasm Day”

Limerick Ode To “National Orgasm Day” (July 31)
By Madeleine Begun Kane

It’s “National Orgasm Day.”
Just one day? I’m dismayed and say “Nay!”
To limit “Big Os”
Surely cries out for “NOs.”
I propose: Make it daily! Okay?

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8 Responses to “Limerick Ode To “National Orgasm Day””

  1. Judith H. Block says:

    Is this like National Pickle Week?

  2. Fred Bortz says:

    A Cinematic Interpretation

    “I’ll have what she’s having,” you say
    On National Orgasm Day.
    She says, “Ooh!” and then “Oh!”
    And then “Don’t ever go!”
    And you never guess it’s just play.

  3. Jon Gearhart says:

    It’s a day set aside meant to thrill ya,
    Not a limit of when to fulfill ya.
    With a wink and a N.O.D.
    You’ll be screaming MY GAAAAWWWD!
    Hope a day-long orgasm won’t kill ya!

    But what a way to go!!

  4. brian miller says:

    i need to go celebrate.
    celebrate. celebrate.

  5. Michael Blum says:

    She’ll be coming around the Mountain when she comes.
    And we’ll hear her on the mountain when she comes.
    She’ll be screecin’ and a screamin
    My god she may be creamin ‘
    And we’ll all hear her screamin when she comes.

  6. Chris Papa says:

    “Orgasm Day, mine, I’ll stake it.”,
    She said, “I would never forsake it.”,
    “Though, as usual ploy,
    I don’t much enjoy,
    While trying my best to to just fake it!

  7. Allen Wilcox says:

    National Orgasm Day! Holy Cow!
    What a blast. Slam! Bang! Bam! Dang! Wham! Pow!
    But perhap this good news
    Was just meant to amuse.
    It’s too hard to believe. Oh come now.

  8. Rebecca Bourgeois says:

    Maybe National Orgasm Day
    Was set up so that some men would pay
    More attention to detail
    When using their tail,
    And give girls a better roll in the hay.