Limerick Ode To The Thong

Are you planning to celebrate National Underwear Day on August 5th? Hint: It involves going out in public wearing just underwear.

Before you do anything rash, you should probably read this limerick:

Limerick Ode To The Thong
By Madeleine Begun Kane

If you think you look good in a thong,
Double-check — throngs are certain you’re wrong.
Take a look from all sides.
Please use mirrors as guides.
You still think so? That bong must be strong!

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8 Responses to “Limerick Ode To The Thong”

  1. Fred Bortz says:

    The boxer wore briefs in the ring.
    He preened and he sneered like “The King.”
    Then his rival threw punches.
    Soon his briefs were in bunches,
    And out flopped his you-know-what thing.

    No longer like Elvis, he cowered.
    Above him, his conquerer towered,
    Showing off her pink panties,
    And other sweet scanties
    Which in feminine glory were flowered.

    And when the crowd roared out, “Hoorah!”
    She unhooked and she whirled her lace bra.
    Her assets displayed
    For the vanquished all splayed
    On the canvas–He called it a draw.

  2. Brendan Beary says:

    Wear your skivvies in public today?
    At Victoria’s, publicists say,
    “If you choose to indulge,
    Don’t wear us to indulge —
    We’re a Secret, not some exposé!”

  3. madkane says:

    Those are fun limericks Fred and Brendan!

  4. Tony Maude says:

    So glad I managed to miss this one – National UNderwear Day, what will they think of next?

  5. brian miller says:

    ok just had a terrible flashback to a guy i saw on the beach once i a thong, walkman pinned to the back as he ran…gee thanks…smiles.

  6. Veralynne says:

    Oh my….glad I like wearing my underware…UNDER my clothes. But thanks for the laughs! It is good to smile!

  7. Jason says:

    Always love stopping in for a good chuckle ~ peace, Jason

  8. Anna :o] says:

    I definitely wouldn’t look good in a thong!
    Anna :o]