Timeline Fix (Limerick)

Facebook has changed its Timelines again — loading up our left columns with all sorts of images. But my 3-verse limerick provides the solution:

Timeline Fix
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Facebook timelines have sunk to a crawl.
They’re so slow, that I just want to bawl.
But I’ve figured the reason
They seems to be freezin’:
With pics, FB’s littered the wall.

I’m referring to pics on the left—
A long column of imagery heft.
Books and “like” pics galore,
Movies, TV, and more.
But it’s fixable. Don’t feel bereft!

There’s an option that Facebook calls “hide”
For most image groups — on their right side.
Strip that left column bare:
With few images there,
It won’t feel like your Timeline has died.

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8 Responses to “Timeline Fix (Limerick)”

  1. Ge says:

    Delightfully said….my hero!

  2. RD says:

    HA…so true and so well put…..a limerick for FarceBook


  3. Mama Zen says:

    I think that I’ll just stick to avoiding facebook!

  4. madkane says:

    Thanks RD and Mama Zen!

  5. Claudia says:

    ha – i have to try this…honestly…fb gets more and more on my nerves…i just don’t like much what they’re doing lately…

  6. yes it’s such a relief that Facebook offers the hide option!

  7. foam says:

    and a thank you for this very humorous tip, mad kane!