Fashion Success … or Washout? (Limerick)

Have I got an invention for you: Moisturizing jeans!

Yes, according to at least one jeans manufacturer, denim dries out your skin. Unless, of course, you wear THEIR product: Wrangler’s “Denim Spa” jeans.

I swear that I’m not pulling your leg.

Fashion Success … or Washout? (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Dreadful news for the dungaree-set,
Of a threat that may just make you sweat:
Denim dries out your skin!
That’s where “Spa” jeans fit in:
Rehydration’s their claim — sounds all wet!

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12 Responses to “Fashion Success … or Washout? (Limerick)”

  1. RMP says:

    cute. though I’m not so sure about these Rehydration jeans, they sound too good to be true… :)

  2. Victoria says:

    And I bet the cost of rehydration jeans dries out your wallet!

  3. Mary says:

    Ha…..yes I did see these jeans mentioned on television. Sigh. I won’t be buying.

  4. OMG, what next? hilarious, Madeleine!

  5. hmmm always learn something new when i read your posts :-)

  6. madkane says:

    Thanks so much everyone for your kind comments!

  7. I’m OK with wet t-shirts but rehydrating jeans? I think not.

  8. JulesPaige says:

    Thanks for the laugh J Cosmo…
    But really sometimes guys who mow the lawn bare chested,
    they really need to put on a shirt :)

  9. Sara v says:

    They keep trying to lotion up everything–however, as I muse this–could make it easier to slide into…LOL

    Thank you Mad for another entertaining and witty piece :-)

  10. madkane says:

    Thanks so much Sara, Jules, and J Cosmo!

  11. Ella says:

    I need those ;D You are so fun!