Yet Another Invention For Boobs (Limerick)

Every time CES rolls around, we’re bombarded with another slew of silly inventions. And CES 2013 is no exception.

I’ve already versified about the Smarter Socks app for hard-to-sort socks. But today I found an even more ridiculous invention: The WineRack Bra:

Turn an A cup in to double Ds AND sport your favorite beverage for yourself and your friends!

Better than a Boob Job and Cheaper Too! Not to mention the savings on over priced drinks.

We developed The Winerack to “Fill Out” our product line if you will. The picture shown here is of our good friend Drea, who is NOT, no offense Drea, Well Endowed. Sporting the Winerack and Voila’ Drea’s giving Pamela Anderson a run for the money.

Take a bottle of wine, a mixed drink or even a fifth of your favorite hard stuff to the movies, concerts, ball games, even PTA meetings. Sporting a rack that will turn heads and serving a beverage that will have guys standing in line for a sip of your secret stash!

With simple blow into the tube it’s easy to keep that full look even as you drink from your secret stash.

This cries out for a limerick, don’t you think?

Yet Another Invention For Boobs (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Here’s another demented invention:
A bra to enhance each dimension
Of your breasts using wine.
Sip your bra while you dine?
Both sexy and oh so thirst quenchin’.

(In case you missed it many years ago, here are my Wonderbra Song Parody lyrics, which you could sing to “Miracle of Miracles” from “Fiddler on the Roof”.)

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10 Responses to “Yet Another Invention For Boobs (Limerick)”

  1. JazzBumpa says:

    I have to agree it’s the best
    Device to enhance someone’s chest
    Made just for sipping
    (also known as nipping]
    If you’ve liquid assets to invest


  2. Mary says:

    What will they think of next??? (I hesitate to ask. LOL.)

  3. Serena says:

    OMG… I can’t stop laughing…

  4. Sara V says:

    I guess there was no avoiding this–if you got it, flaunt it–make it useful? *shaking head*….(and laughing)

  5. You wouldn;t want to be large to start with!

  6. Kim Nelson says:

    What will the world come up with next? At least it’s fodder for fun writing!

  7. madkane says:

    Fun verse, JazzBumpa! And thanks for your lovely comments everyone!

  8. JulesPaige says:

    Oh there are just too many ‘oddities’ that people actually pay for!
    I still don’t get the connection to the ad that offers our fellow males ‘enhancement’ and then sports the couple in two separate bathtubs in the most unusual places. Really?

  9. madkane says:

    Oddities, indeed, Jules. And what would humorists do without them? :)