Lingerie Lust (Limerick)

You know it’s the Christmas season, when you read about a Black Friday brawl breaking out over panties at Victoria’s Secret. This mall melee at the Roseville Galleria Mall in California was all captured on video.

Lingerie Lust (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane

In their lust for a haul at the mall,
Pantie shoppers broke into a brawl.
To put it quite briefly
The reasons are chiefly
Their vainness and greed — a clothes call.

While we’re on the subject of undie shopping at Victoria’s Secret, Secret Shopper is an old humor column about shopping for panties with my late mother. (It was her favorite column featuring her antics.)

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5 Responses to “Lingerie Lust (Limerick)”

  1. Excuse me Miss! Permission to groan, Miss! :-)

  2. fiddlerwalsh says:

    They’re singing that old Christmas song,
    I’m dreaming of a white micro thong,
    Victoria’s Secret, is Beckham, the bore,
    “I’m not in the queue, cos he owns the store,
    In my Galaxy he wants to belong.”

  3. Daniel Ari says:

    Awesome as always…

  4. Chris Papa says:

    Lingerie will mens’ ardor hot fan,
    It’s something on which ladies plan,
    They scanties will don,
    To egg their guys on,
    Knowing that “Clothes make the man!”

  5. madkane says:

    Thanks so much for your kind (or groaning) comments and thanks Chris and Fiddlerwalsh for your fun verse!