Limerick Ode To Hot Dog Heckling

The hot dog throwing incident almost made me feel sorry for Tiger Woods. Of course, if Tiger Woods sang Italian opera, it would have been fruit.

Limerick Ode To Hot Dog Heckling
By Madeleine Begun kane

An inventive new golf misdemeanor
Is attack Tiger Woods with a wiener.
Yes, a hot dog was thrown
And a frank critique shown.
It could have been worse: Orangina?

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5 Responses to “Limerick Ode To Hot Dog Heckling”

  1. kaykuala says:

    Hopefully it’s just a passing fancy on the part of the thrower and an isolated case. Afterall Tiger had just cut in an endorsement with Rolex. He might derive more sympathies rather, with another throwing incident.


  2. Pat Hatt says:

    haha too funny, guarunteed some other nut will follow suit.

  3. RJ Clarken says:

    This is one of those incidents which really isn’t funny, but it is. However, your limerick is a riot!

  4. Weiners, weiners everywhere
    So that nobody seems to care.
    Toss and toss dogs as you must
    Leave us all feeling disgust
    Weiner tossers, there are other ways to share.

  5. madkane says:

    Fun verse, Sandy! And thanks everyone for your comments!