Limerick of the Week (23)

It’s time to announce the latest Limerick of the Week based on submissions (on this blog and on Facebook) in last week’s Limerick-Off. I’m very pleased to announce the winning Limerick of the Week and the Honorable Mentions:

Congratulations to BRUCE NIEDT who wins Limerick of the Week for this entertaining verse:

A woman who always seemed game
Bedded men who all asked her the same:
“Did you have a good time?”
And each night she would chime,
“Oh yes! I am so glad I came!”

And congratulations to these Honorable Mention winners (in random order) Johanna Richmond, Matty, Ira Bloom, and Jesse Levy. Here are their respective Honorable Mention limericks:

Johanna Richmond

A woman who always seemed game
Loved a man who put “spicey” to shame;
While his creamed pepper jack
Made a very nice snack,
His Jamaican jerk set her aflame.


A fellow who always seemed game
Went out with a strange looking dame.
As the petting got heavy
In back of his Chevy,
He found out that Pete was her name.

Ira Bloom:

A woman who always seemed game,
From Siam, said without any shame:
“I will whip your behind,
If you like Thais that bind,
‘Cause I dress not to kill, but to maim.”

Jesse Levy:

A woman who always seemed game,
Could never remember my name.
I told her, quite peevy,
“My dear, it is Levy.”
Now her name and mine are the same.

Congratulations again to all the winners for your wonderful limericks. And thanks to everyone for your fun submissions.

In the next couple of minutes I’ll be posting a new Limerick-Off, which gives you yet another opportunity to win Limerick Of The Week.

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9 Responses to “Limerick of the Week (23)”

  1. Bruce Niedt says:

    What a surprise! Thanks, Mad – glad you enjoyed my naughty little limerick.

  2. madkane says:

    Bruce, I loved it. A well-deserved win!

  3. Congratulations everyone. :-)

  4. Jesse Levy says:

    Thanks Mad. Again, I am honored to be so honored.

  5. madkane says:

    You’re very welcome, Jesse. Well deserved!

  6. mareymercy says:

    Oh yes – that winner is definitely ‘a winner’!!

  7. Johanna Richmond says:

    Nice Job, Bruce! Congratulations to all:)

  8. These winners are a lot of fun!

  9. Veralynne says:

    Very well done, winners!!!