Edgy Limerick

Edgy Limerick
By Madeleine Begun Kane

His cash flow had put him on edge,
And he needed a day to just veg.
He was stressed to the max
Over real estate tax,
And could not even fund his new hedge.

(Lots Of Laughter edge prompt)

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4 Responses to “Edgy Limerick”

  1. jesse levy says:

    His cash flow had put him on edge
    For him and his spouse it was a wedge
    About money they fought
    As they slid down toward naught
    Now they’re both standing out on that ledge!

  2. Hansi says:

    Life is hard when you’re livin’ on the edge.
    But here’s what I’m willing to pledge
    No more stocks or bonds
    No shorts, no longs.
    But my retirement portfolio I’m still gonna hedge.

  3. madkane says:

    Thanks, Elaine! And thanks for your limericks Jesse and Hansi!