{"id":9983,"date":"2014-03-13T18:40:47","date_gmt":"2014-03-13T22:40:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=9983"},"modified":"2014-03-13T18:40:47","modified_gmt":"2014-03-13T22:40:47","slug":"cia-spies-on-senate-staffers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2014\/03\/13\/cia-spies-on-senate-staffers\/","title":{"rendered":"I Spy Hypocrisy (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Some of the USA&#8217;s most ardent defenders of our ever-growing surveillance state (Lindsey Graham, Diane Feinstein, John McCain) are suddenly up in arms about domestic spying. Why? Cuz <strong>this<\/strong> time it&#8217;s <strong>PERSONAL<\/strong>!<\/p>\n<p>For <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mediaite.com\/online\/lindsey-graham-only-likes-govt-spying-when-its-not-used-on-him\/\">instance<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>In response to accusations that the Central Intelligence Agency has snooped on Senate computers, Graham went bonkers, telling reporters on Tuesday that \u201cHeads should roll, people should go to jail if it\u2019s true.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I Spy Hypocrisy (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Though Senators failed to condemn<br \/>\nOur rampant surveillance, or stem<br \/>\nAll the government spying,<br \/>\nThey&#8217;re suddenly crying,<br \/>\nCuz the CIA&#8217;s spying on the THEM!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some of the USA&#8217;s most ardent defenders of our ever-growing surveillance state (Lindsey Graham, Diane Feinstein, John McCain) are suddenly up in arms about domestic spying. Why? Cuz this time it&#8217;s PERSONAL! For instance: In response to accusations that the Central Intelligence Agency has snooped on Senate computers, Graham went bonkers, telling reporters on Tuesday [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[135,159,40,77,6,7,3,12],"tags":[697,2464,2465,522,2773,2789,1342,2466],"class_list":["post-9983","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cia-satire","category-hypocrisy-humor","category-john-mccain","category-lindsey-graham","category-political-limericks","category-political-verse","category-politics","category-senate","tag-cia","tag-diane-feinstein","tag-domestic-spying","tag-hypocrisy","tag-john-mccain","tag-lindsey-graham","tag-senate-satire","tag-surveillance"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9983","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9983"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9983\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9996,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9983\/revisions\/9996"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9983"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9983"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9983"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}