Ventura promoted it<\/a> on CNBC\u2019s \u201cClosing Bell\u201d from an \u201cundisclosed location in Mexico,” with statements like: \u201cI\u2019m off the grid. I move about with my TV show so that the drones can\u2019t find me and you won\u2019t know exactly where I am.”<\/p>\nVentura’s Mexican Adventure (Limerick)
\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n
Drones Ventura, I’ve gone “off the grid,”
\nIn his USA drone-dodging bid,
\nMaking sure no one knows
\nWhere he is. Won’t disclose!
\nIt’s his latest please-watch-his-show bid.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Did you know that Jesse Ventura hosts a TV show called “Off The Grid?” Me neither. This probably explains why Ventura promoted it on CNBC\u2019s \u201cClosing Bell\u201d from an \u201cundisclosed location in Mexico,” with statements like: \u201cI\u2019m off the grid. I move about with my TV show so that the drones can\u2019t find me and […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26,6,7,3,796],"tags":[2442,2441,275,2443,2855],"class_list":["post-9884","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-media-satire","category-political-limericks","category-political-verse","category-politics","category-privacy-humor","tag-drone-humor","tag-jesse-ventura","tag-media-humor","tag-off-the-grid","tag-privacy-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9884","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9884"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9884\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9893,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9884\/revisions\/9893"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9884"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9884"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9884"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}