{"id":9831,"date":"2014-01-25T19:26:59","date_gmt":"2014-01-25T23:26:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=9831"},"modified":"2014-01-25T19:26:59","modified_gmt":"2014-01-25T23:26:59","slug":"mike-turner-gay-marriage-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2014\/01\/25\/mike-turner-gay-marriage-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Mike&#8217;s Oklahoma &#8220;Solution&#8221; (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As the fight over Oklahoma&#8217;s ban on same-sex marriage heads to the Tenth Circuit Court of Appeals in Denver, Colorado, Oklahoma Rep. Mike Turner (R-Edmond) is worried that gay marriage might prevail.  And being desperate to combat the scourge of same-sex marriage, Turner has drafted a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.news9.com\/story\/24543033\/lawmakers-consider-preventing-all-marriage-in-oklahoma\">shell bill<\/a> to use in case the case doesn&#8217;t go his way:<\/p>\n<p>Mike&#8217;s Oklahoma &#8220;Solution&#8221; (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Mike Turner&#8217;s prevailed in his hunt<br \/>\nFor an anti-same-sex marriage stunt.<br \/>\nIf you&#8217;re gay or you&#8217;re straight<br \/>\nYou can&#8217;t wed in his state,<br \/>\nSays his bill; Equal rights &#8212; Mike&#8217;s out front.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As the fight over Oklahoma&#8217;s ban on same-sex marriage heads to the Tenth Circuit Court of Appeals in Denver, Colorado, Oklahoma Rep. Mike Turner (R-Edmond) is worried that gay marriage might prevail. And being desperate to combat the scourge of same-sex marriage, Turner has drafted a shell bill to use in case the case doesn&#8217;t [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[25,20,68,2,168,11,6,7,3,9],"tags":[307,642,1296,373,1619,1234,2433,812,643],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9831"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9831"}],"version-history":[{"count":22,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9831\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9853,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9831\/revisions\/9853"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9831"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9831"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9831"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}