{"id":979,"date":"2009-05-11T15:04:39","date_gmt":"2009-05-11T19:04:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=979"},"modified":"2009-05-12T14:54:42","modified_gmt":"2009-05-12T18:54:42","slug":"two-dicks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2009\/05\/11\/two-dicks\/","title":{"rendered":"Two Dicks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dick Cheney and Rush Limbaugh have been having quite the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.washingtonmonthly.com\/archives\/individual\/2009_05\/018126.php\">love fest lately<\/a>.  Of course, they&#8217;ve always been in bed together:<\/p>\n<p>Dick and Rush,<br \/>\nAnd Rush and Dick&#8212;<br \/>\nThe only real Republicans.<br \/>\nThey really click.<br \/>\nThe soulless man for Dick is Rush,<br \/>\nAnd Rush for Dick.<br \/>\nLove lying together.<\/p>\n<p>(My apologies to the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.stlyrics.com\/lyrics\/cherish\/happytogether.htm\">The Turtles.<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dick Cheney and Rush Limbaugh have been having quite the love fest lately. Of course, they&#8217;ve always been in bed together: Dick and Rush, And Rush and Dick&#8212; The only real Republicans. They really click. The soulless man for Dick is Rush, And Rush for Dick. Love lying together. (My apologies to the The Turtles.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[16,26,55,3,525,9,51,4],"tags":[207,314,528,204,261,2753,684,683],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/979"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=979"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/979\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1005,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/979\/revisions\/1005"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=979"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=979"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=979"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}