{"id":9692,"date":"2013-09-30T14:23:18","date_gmt":"2013-09-30T18:23:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=9692"},"modified":"2013-09-30T14:23:18","modified_gmt":"2013-09-30T18:23:18","slug":"boehner-ted-cruz-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2013\/09\/30\/boehner-ted-cruz-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Open Limerick To &#8220;Speaker&#8221; Boehner"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Open Limerick To &#8220;Speaker&#8221; Boehner<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Dear Boehner, while reading the news,<br \/>\nI&#8217;m bewildered &#8212; it tends to confuse:<br \/>\nEither somebody stole<br \/>\nYour Speakership role,<br \/>\nOr you gave it to Senator Cruz.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Open Limerick To &#8220;Speaker&#8221; Boehner By Madeleine Begun Kane Dear Boehner, while reading the news, I&#8217;m bewildered &#8212; it tends to confuse: Either somebody stole Your Speakership role, Or you gave it to Senator Cruz.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[44,114,20,52,14,36,11,6,7,3,9,467,69],"tags":[1573,390,1562,1576,1625,2418,1560,394,2419,2769,851,348,2018,397,702,2916],"class_list":["post-9692","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-economy-humor","category-fiscal-policy","category-gop-humor","category-health-satire","category-house","category-john-boehner","category-legislation","category-political-limericks","category-political-verse","category-politics","category-republicans","category-washington","category-wingnuts","tag-debt-ceiling","tag-economy-satire","tag-federal-budget","tag-federal-debt","tag-federal-default","tag-government-default","tag-government-shutdown","tag-house-republicans","tag-house-speaker","tag-john-boehner","tag-legislation-satire","tag-obama-verse","tag-obamacare-repeal","tag-patriotism-humor","tag-republicans-humor","tag-ted-cruz"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9692","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9692"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9692\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9699,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9692\/revisions\/9699"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9692"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9692"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9692"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}