{"id":9660,"date":"2013-09-25T16:21:37","date_gmt":"2013-09-25T20:21:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=9660"},"modified":"2013-09-25T16:21:37","modified_gmt":"2013-09-25T20:21:37","slug":"republicans-destroy-obama-satire","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2013\/09\/25\/republicans-destroy-obama-satire\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Party First&#8221; Politics (3-Verse Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Party First&#8221; Politics (3-Verse Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>When the government runs out of cash<br \/>\nAnd shuts down, then just who will you bash?<br \/>\nIf you&#8217;re paying attention,<br \/>\nThe party you&#8217;ll mention<br \/>\nIs Republican &#8212; that&#8217;s who you&#8217;ll trash.<\/p>\n<p>But misinformation&#8217;s widespread<br \/>\nCuz the public is constantly fed<br \/>\nBig Republican lies<br \/>\nWhich attempt to disguise<br \/>\nWho would chop off the government&#8217;s head.<\/p>\n<p>Yet the GOP&#8217;s mission is clear:<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s a goal they&#8217;ve chased year after year<br \/>\nTo stymie Obama,<br \/>\nNo matter the trauma<br \/>\nTo all that our nation holds dear.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Party First&#8221; Politics (3-Verse Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane When the government runs out of cash And shuts down, then just who will you bash? If you&#8217;re paying attention, The party you&#8217;ll mention Is Republican &#8212; that&#8217;s who you&#8217;ll trash. But misinformation&#8217;s widespread Cuz the public is constantly fed Big Republican lies Which attempt to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[95,41,44,114,20,14,11,1135,1349,6,7,3,9,12,467,17,69],"tags":[2774,1573,390,1562,1576,1625,2418,851,348,2018,397,702],"class_list":["post-9660","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-barack-obama","category-blame-game","category-economy-humor","category-fiscal-policy","category-gop-humor","category-house","category-legislation","category-partisanship-satire","category-patriotism-poems","category-political-limericks","category-political-verse","category-politics","category-republicans","category-senate","category-washington","category-white-house","category-wingnuts","tag-blame-game","tag-debt-ceiling","tag-economy-satire","tag-federal-budget","tag-federal-debt","tag-federal-default","tag-government-default","tag-legislation-satire","tag-obama-verse","tag-obamacare-repeal","tag-patriotism-humor","tag-republicans-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9660","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9660"}],"version-history":[{"count":15,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9660\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9675,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9660\/revisions\/9675"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9660"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9660"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9660"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}