{"id":9594,"date":"2013-07-14T16:30:12","date_gmt":"2013-07-14T20:30:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=9594"},"modified":"2013-07-14T16:30:12","modified_gmt":"2013-07-14T20:30:12","slug":"george-zimmerman-trayvon-martin-acquittal-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2013\/07\/14\/george-zimmerman-trayvon-martin-acquittal-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick Ode To Zimmerman’s Florida"},"content":{"rendered":"

Limerick Ode To Zimmerman’s Florida
\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n

If you’d rather shoot people than skeet,
\nAnd enjoy killing folks on the street,
\nBut you don’t want to pay
\nAny price, come what may,
\nThen Florida’s (f)laws can’t be beat.<\/p>\n

*****<\/p>\n

Florida-style “Stand Your Ground” laws encourage the aggressive use of firearms based on vague (often bias-inspired) suspicions. And jury verdicts, like George Zimmerman’s acquittal in the Trayvon Martin murder case, only serve to further encourage and rubber stamp murderous behavior<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Limerick Ode To Zimmerman’s Florida By Madeleine Begun Kane If you’d rather shoot people than skeet, And enjoy killing folks on the street, But you don’t want to pay Any price, come what may, Then Florida’s (f)laws can’t be beat. ***** Florida-style “Stand Your Ground” laws encourage the aggressive use of firearms based on vague […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[466,122,20,168,11,6,7,3,132,9],"tags":[1906,1209,2911,2402,2033,1207,2034,1296,1093,730,2037,2399,2398,2401,2400,2391],"class_list":["post-9594","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-crime","category-firearms-guns-humor","category-gop-humor","category-legal-limericks","category-legislation","category-political-limericks","category-political-verse","category-politics","category-public-safety","category-republicans","tag-crime-punishment","tag-firearms","tag-florida","tag-george-zimmerman","tag-gun-control","tag-gun-humor","tag-gun-laws","tag-law-satire","tag-legal-verse","tag-racism","tag-second-amendment","tag-stand-your-ground-law","tag-trayvon-martin","tag-trial-humor","tag-vigilante","tag-weapon-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9594","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9594"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9594\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9598,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9594\/revisions\/9598"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9594"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9594"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9594"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}