{"id":9535,"date":"2013-05-30T00:31:00","date_gmt":"2013-05-30T04:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=9535"},"modified":"2013-05-30T00:34:27","modified_gmt":"2013-05-30T04:34:27","slug":"michele-bachmann-retirement-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2013\/05\/30\/michele-bachmann-retirement-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Goodbye Limerick For Michele Bachmann"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Minnesota&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2013\/05\/30\/us\/politics\/michele-bachmann-wont-seek-re-election-next-year.html\">Michele Bachmann<\/a> has decided not to seek a 5th Congressional term. So it&#8217;s time for a goodbye limerick: <\/p>\n<p>Goodbye Limerick For Michele Bachmann<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Michele Bachmann, you&#8217;ll surely be missed.<br \/>\nYou&#8217;ve provided such humor mill grist.<br \/>\nBut we mockers are blessed<br \/>\nWith a huge treasure chest<br \/>\nOf wingnuts at whom to get pissed.<\/p>\n<p>Louie Gohmert is tops on that list.<br \/>\nTed Cruz and Steve King still exist.<br \/>\nSo we&#8217;ve fodder galore;<br \/>\nFinding humor&#8217;s no chore<br \/>\nWith a party like yours in our midst.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Minnesota&#8217;s Michele Bachmann has decided not to seek a 5th Congressional term. So it&#8217;s time for a goodbye limerick: Goodbye Limerick For Michele Bachmann By Madeleine Begun Kane Michele Bachmann, you&#8217;ll surely be missed. You&#8217;ve provided such humor mill grist. But we mockers are blessed With a huge treasure chest Of wingnuts at whom to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[21,20,14,183,6,7,3,9,2353,1119,69],"tags":[2758,2920,1283,702,2918,1663,2916,2784],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9535"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9535"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9535\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9542,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9535\/revisions\/9542"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9535"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9535"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9535"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}