{"id":9487,"date":"2013-05-16T16:37:22","date_gmt":"2013-05-16T20:37:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=9487"},"modified":"2013-05-16T18:47:09","modified_gmt":"2013-05-16T22:47:09","slug":"pat-robertson-cheating-husband-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2013\/05\/16\/pat-robertson-cheating-husband-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick Ode To Pat Robertson, Marriage Counselor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Pat Robertson can always be counted on to say weird things and give bad advice.  Yesterday&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2013\/05\/15\/pat-robertson-cheating-husband-wife-marriage_n_3281416.html\">&#8220;700 Club&#8221; TV broadcast<\/a> was no exception.<\/p>\n<p>In response to a spurned wife&#8217;s question, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?feature=player_embedded&#038;v=k_n-q_0qej4\">Robertson<\/a>  essentially said that a man strays because he&#8217;s a man. And that instead of focusing on spousal cheating, a wife should make the house so enticing that her husband doesn&#8217;t want to stray. <\/p>\n<p>Pat counsels spurned wives to appreciate the positive:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;Does he provide a home for you to live in,&#8221; Robertson said. &#8216;Does he provide food for you to eat? Does he provide clothes for you to wear? Is he nice to the children&#8230; Is he handsome?&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Limerick Ode To Pat Robertson, Marriage Counselor<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Dear gals, if your husband has strayed,<br \/>\nThere&#8217;s no need to feel mad and betrayed:<br \/>\nBe grateful instead<br \/>\nThat he pays for your bed.<br \/>\nThat&#8217;s Pat Robertson&#8217;s notion of aid.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pat Robertson can always be counted on to say weird things and give bad advice. Yesterday&#8217;s &#8220;700 Club&#8221; TV broadcast was no exception. In response to a spurned wife&#8217;s question, Robertson essentially said that a man strays because he&#8217;s a man. And that instead of focusing on spousal cheating, a wife should make the house [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[641,26,6,152],"tags":[2365,644,1539,1234,275,2364,1053],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9487"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9487"}],"version-history":[{"count":16,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9487\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9503,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9487\/revisions\/9503"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9487"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9487"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9487"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}