{"id":9292,"date":"2013-03-21T15:34:05","date_gmt":"2013-03-21T19:34:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=9292"},"modified":"2013-03-21T15:34:05","modified_gmt":"2013-03-21T19:34:05","slug":"mitch-mcconnell-hillary-clinton-golden-girls-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2013\/03\/21\/mitch-mcconnell-hillary-clinton-golden-girls-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Mitch&#8217;s Knucklehead Pitch (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I can only assume that when Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell looks in the mirror, he somehow sees a very youthful, attractive fellow. Otherwise he would surely avoid making this <a href=\"http:\/\/www.politico.com\/blogs\/politico-live\/2013\/03\/mcconnell-dems-lineup-rerun-of-the-golden-girls-159419.html\">ageist, lookist, and sexist jab at Hillary Clinton<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\u201cFinally, don\u2019t tell me that Democrats are the party of the future when their presidential ticket for 2016 is shaping up to look like a rerun of the \u2018Golden Girls,\u2019\u201d McConnell said in his morning address to CPAC, drawing laughter and applause.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Mitch&#8217;s Knucklehead Pitch (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Someone ought to inform Leader Mitch<br \/>\nOf his party&#8217;s new &#8220;lure women&#8221; pitch:<br \/>\nSaying Hillary C-run<br \/>\nIs Golden Girls rerun<br \/>\nMost likely won&#8217;t tempt us to switch.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I can only assume that when Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell looks in the mirror, he somehow sees a very youthful, attractive fellow. Otherwise he would surely avoid making this ageist, lookist, and sexist jab at Hillary Clinton: \u201cFinally, don\u2019t tell me that Democrats are the party of the future when their presidential ticket for [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[165,21,121,20,96,126,6,7,3,9,88,17],"tags":[2332,1924,839,2793,2331,2889,240,1862],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9292"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9292"}],"version-history":[{"count":14,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9292\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9306,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9292\/revisions\/9306"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9292"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9292"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9292"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}