{"id":9278,"date":"2013-03-20T19:00:56","date_gmt":"2013-03-20T23:00:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=9278"},"modified":"2013-03-20T19:00:56","modified_gmt":"2013-03-20T23:00:56","slug":"rand-paul-paul-ryan-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2013\/03\/20\/rand-paul-paul-ryan-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Appalling Speculation (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Rachel Maddow has temporarily sworn off speculating about Election 2016. But fortunately (or unfortunately) I&#8217;ve taken no such pledge:<\/p>\n<p>Appalling Speculation (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>The Republican race in &#8217;16<br \/>\nCould be Ryan v. Rand &#8212; what a scene!<br \/>\nTwo Pauls in one bout &#8212;<br \/>\nMass confusion, no doubt.<br \/>\nNeither one&#8217;s worth so much as a Bean.*<\/p>\n<p>*Paul Ryan&#8217;s anti-abortion rhetoric included a claim that he nicknamed his daughter Liza &#8220;Bean&#8221; because  at seven weeks his &#8220;little baby was in the shape of a bean.&#8221; Ryan has been <a href=\"http:\/\/www.democraticunderground.com\/1014264603\">accused of stealing this anecdote<\/a> from the late Nirvana frontman, Kurt Cobain.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Rachel Maddow has temporarily sworn off speculating about Election 2016. But fortunately (or unfortunately) I&#8217;ve taken no such pledge: Appalling Speculation (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane The Republican race in &#8217;16 Could be Ryan v. Rand &#8212; what a scene! Two Pauls in one bout &#8212; Mass confusion, no doubt. Neither one&#8217;s worth so much [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[182,21,20,6,7,3,9],"tags":[2823,2328,2327,1924,2330,2329,2891,240,2811,2880],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9278"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9278"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9278\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9291,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9278\/revisions\/9291"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9278"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9278"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9278"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}