{"id":9121,"date":"2013-02-19T16:10:58","date_gmt":"2013-02-19T20:10:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=9121"},"modified":"2013-02-19T16:10:58","modified_gmt":"2013-02-19T20:10:58","slug":"michelle-obama-bangs-midlife-crisis-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2013\/02\/19\/michelle-obama-bangs-midlife-crisis-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Midlife Crisis&#8221; FLOTUS-Style (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Michelle Obama addressed the burning question of her <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nydailynews.com\/news\/politics\/michelle-obama-blames-chic-new-bangs-midlife-crisis-article-1.1267289#ixzz2LNNSQSqA\">bangs on the Rachael Ray Show:<\/a> <\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;This is my midlife crisis, the bangs. I couldn&#8217;t get a sports car,\u201d she told Ray about the inspiration for her trendy new look. \u201cThey won&#8217;t let me bungee jump. So instead, I cut my bangs.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;Midlife Crisis&#8221; FLOTUS-Style (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;How dare you get bangs,&#8221; they harangue.<br \/>\nMichelle laughs at the Sturm and the Drang:<br \/>\nBungee jumping was out.<br \/>\nSo&#8217;s a sports car, no doubt.<br \/>\nSo she changed up her &#8220;do&#8221; with a bang.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Michelle Obama addressed the burning question of her bangs on the Rachael Ray Show: &#8220;This is my midlife crisis, the bangs. I couldn&#8217;t get a sports car,\u201d she told Ray about the inspiration for her trendy new look. \u201cThey won&#8217;t let me bungee jump. So instead, I cut my bangs.&#8221; &#8220;Midlife Crisis&#8221; FLOTUS-Style (Limerick) By [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[107,121,58,26,586,6,7,3,17],"tags":[2297,854,2292,2294,275,2842,2293,2296,2295,1208,2298,1405],"class_list":["post-9121","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-appearance-humor","category-feminism-humor","category-general-humor","category-media-satire","category-michelle-obama","category-political-limericks","category-political-verse","category-politics","category-white-house","tag-bungee-jumping-humor","tag-fashion-police","tag-flotus-humor","tag-hair-humor","tag-media-humor","tag-michelle-obama","tag-michelles-bangs","tag-midlife-crisis","tag-rachael-ray","tag-sexist-humor","tag-sturm-und-drang","tag-subtle-sexism"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9121","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9121"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9121\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9134,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9121\/revisions\/9134"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9121"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9121"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9121"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}