How to become a GOP family values champion:
\n1. Marry your cousin.
\n2. Pretend you didn’t know she was your cousin.
\n3. Get your lengthy marriage to your mystery-cousin-wife annulled.
\n4. Marry someone else, have kids, then cheat on your second wife very publicly and notoriously while you’re New York City mayor.
\n5. Inform your wife that you want a divorce via press release.<\/p>\n
Rudy Giuliani<\/a> sounds like the perfect anti-same-sex marriage spokesman<\/a>, don’t you think?<\/p>\n Rudy’s Family Values (Limerick) To marry your cousin is fine. How to become a GOP family values champion: 1. Marry your cousin. 2. Pretend you didn’t know she was your cousin. 3. Get your lengthy marriage to your mystery-cousin-wife annulled. 4. Marry someone else, have kids, then cheat on your second wife very publicly and notoriously while you’re New York City mayor. 5. Inform your […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[641,640,153,20,159,86,156,154,6,7,3,9,63],"tags":[647,646,644,642,356,645,643],"class_list":["post-902","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family-values-humor","category-gay-rights","category-gender-politics","category-gop-humor","category-hypocrisy-humor","category-new-york-mayors","category-new-york-politics","category-political-commentary","category-political-limericks","category-political-verse","category-politics","category-republicans","category-rudy-giuliani","tag-annulments","tag-divorce","tag-family-values","tag-gay-marriage","tag-giuliani-limerick","tag-new-york-city","tag-same-sex-marriage"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/902","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=902"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/902\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":907,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/902\/revisions\/907"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=902"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=902"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=902"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n
\nTo pretend not to know it — divine.
\nTo flagrantly cheat
\nOn your wife — that’s just sweet.
\nBut same-gender marriage? Malign!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"