{"id":90,"date":"2007-02-13T17:00:10","date_gmt":"2007-02-13T21:00:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2007\/02\/13\/why-im-qualified-to-be-dick-cheneys-top-aide\/"},"modified":"2007-02-13T17:12:43","modified_gmt":"2007-02-13T21:12:43","slug":"why-im-qualified-to-be-dick-cheneys-top-aide","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2007\/02\/13\/why-im-qualified-to-be-dick-cheneys-top-aide\/","title":{"rendered":"Why I&#8217;m Qualified To Be Dick Cheney&#8217;s Top Aide"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I take a strange solace in <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firedoglake.com\/2007\/02\/13\/libby-liveblog-john-hannah-one\/#more-7206\">Libby&#8217;s &#8220;awful memory&#8221; defense.<\/a>\u00a0 Why?\u00a0 This limerick should explain it:<\/p>\n<p>Why I&#8217;m Qualified To Be Dick Cheney&#8217;s Top Aide<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>According to Libby&#8217;s defender,<br \/>\nHis mem&#8217;ry&#8217;s a major offender:<br \/>\nIt is creaky as hell<br \/>\nAnd it&#8217;s leaky, as well.<br \/>\nMine too &#8212;\u00a0 I could be a contender.\u00a0\u00a0 [tags]Lewis Libby, Libby Prosecution, Dick Cheney Aide, Libby Defense, Scooter Libby, Criminal Law Humor, Lawyer Humor, Memory, Leaks[\/tags]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I take a strange solace in Libby&#8217;s &#8220;awful memory&#8221; defense.\u00a0 Why?\u00a0 This limerick should explain it: Why I&#8217;m Qualified To Be Dick Cheney&#8217;s Top Aide By Madeleine Begun Kane According to Libby&#8217;s defender, His mem&#8217;ry&#8217;s a major offender: It is creaky as hell And it&#8217;s leaky, as well. Mine too &#8212;\u00a0 I could be a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16,20,2,65,6,7,3,9,17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-90","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dick-cheney","category-gop-humor","category-law","category-libby-humor","category-political-limericks","category-political-verse","category-politics","category-republicans","category-white-house"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=90"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=90"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=90"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=90"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}