{"id":8896,"date":"2013-01-14T15:49:33","date_gmt":"2013-01-14T19:49:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=8896"},"modified":"2013-01-15T16:03:04","modified_gmt":"2013-01-15T20:03:04","slug":"weapon-wonderland-song-parody","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2013\/01\/14\/weapon-wonderland-song-parody\/","title":{"rendered":"Weapon Wonderland Song Parody"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You can  <a target=\"_blank\" HREF=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/weapon_wonderland_song_parody.m4a\">hear me attempt to sing my <em>Weapon Wonderland<\/em> song parody a cappella here.<\/a> But since I have a lousy voice, it might be safest to just read my parody lyrics:<\/p>\n<p>Weapon Wonderland Song Parody (to be sung to <em>Winter Wonderland<\/em>)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Gun sales surge. Are you listenin&#8217;?<br \/>\nAmmunition keeps glistenin&#8217;.<br \/>\nThey&#8217;re arming tonight and causing a fright.<br \/>\nU.S. Constitution arms the land.<\/p>\n<p>People die for no reason.<br \/>\nChildren shot! &#8216;Tis the season.<br \/>\nA terrible blight, each night after night.<br \/>\nGun rights absolutists harm our land.<\/p>\n<p>NRA and cronies claim our homeland<br \/>\nMust allow their arms in every town,<br \/>\nClaiming guns will help us.<br \/>\nWe say &#8220;No man!<br \/>\n&#8220;The murder stats have got to go way down.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Weapon fans have conspired.<br \/>\nNow our nation is mired.<br \/>\nWith lives we have paid.<br \/>\nNew laws must be made.<br \/>\nOr soon we&#8217;ll have a gun in every hand.<\/p>\n<p>(Linked at <a href=\"http:\/\/dversepoets.com\/2013\/01\/15\/open-link-night-week-79\/\">DVerse Poets<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You can hear me attempt to sing my Weapon Wonderland song parody a cappella here. But since I have a lousy voice, it might be safest to just read my parody lyrics: Weapon Wonderland Song Parody (to be sung to Winter Wonderland) By Madeleine Begun Kane Gun sales surge. Are you listenin&#8217;? Ammunition keeps glistenin&#8217;. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[25,122,20,6,7,3,9],"tags":[2262,2033,2034,2036,2236,2032,2245,2244,2037,2750,1075],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8896"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8896"}],"version-history":[{"count":40,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8896\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8949,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8896\/revisions\/8949"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8896"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8896"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8896"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}