{"id":8826,"date":"2012-12-23T20:05:47","date_gmt":"2012-12-24T00:05:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=8826"},"modified":"2012-12-23T20:05:47","modified_gmt":"2012-12-24T00:05:47","slug":"schools-armed-guards-lapierre-nra","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2012\/12\/23\/schools-armed-guards-lapierre-nra\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick Ode To Wayne LaPierre"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> The NRA&#8217;s Executive Vice President Wayne LaPierre has a grand solution to incidents like the Newtown massacre: <a href=\"http:\/\/thinkprogress.org\/justice\/2012\/12\/23\/1374631\/david-gregory-shocked-by-nras-lapierre-you-fly-in-the-face-of-common-sense\/?mobile=nc\">Station armed guards  at every school in the country.<\/a>  Sane people aren&#8217;t buying it.<\/p>\n<p>Limerick Ode To Wayne LaPierre<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>The NRA&#8217;s Wayne LaPierre<br \/>\nIs busy pretending to care<br \/>\nAbout kids who are dead<br \/>\nAnd the lives that were shred.<br \/>\nBut his <strong>sole<\/strong> goal is one we can&#8217;t bear.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The NRA&#8217;s Executive Vice President Wayne LaPierre has a grand solution to incidents like the Newtown massacre: Station armed guards at every school in the country. Sane people aren&#8217;t buying it. Limerick Ode To Wayne LaPierre By Madeleine Begun Kane The NRA&#8217;s Wayne LaPierre Is busy pretending to care About kids who are dead And [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[25,122,6,7,3],"tags":[2033,2034,2036,2236,2032,2245,2235,2244,2238,2037,1075,2246],"class_list":["post-8826","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-constitution-humor","category-firearms-guns-humor","category-political-limericks","category-political-verse","category-politics","tag-gun-control","tag-gun-laws","tag-gun-lobby","tag-gun-violence","tag-guns","tag-national-rifle-association","tag-newtown-connecticut-school-shootings","tag-nra","tag-sandy-hook","tag-second-amendment","tag-us-constitution","tag-wayne-lapierre"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8826","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8826"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8826\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8836,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8826\/revisions\/8836"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8826"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8826"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8826"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}