{"id":85,"date":"2007-05-02T03:01:57","date_gmt":"2007-05-02T07:01:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2007\/05\/02\/bushs-iraq-strategy-here-catch\/"},"modified":"2007-05-05T14:23:28","modified_gmt":"2007-05-05T18:23:28","slug":"bushs-iraq-strategy-here-catch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2007\/05\/02\/bushs-iraq-strategy-here-catch\/","title":{"rendered":"Bush’s Iraq Strategy: Here … Catch!"},"content":{"rendered":"

President Codpiece celebrated \u201cMission Accomplished\u201d<\/a> day by vetoing the Iraq war spending bill.<\/a>\u00a0 Why turn down money he\u2019s just dying to get his grubby hands on? Cause those\u00a0mean Dems are trying to make him end the war some time during his Presidency. And that just ain\u2019t gonna happen.<\/p>\n

No way will George W. Bush clean up his own mess!\u00a0 He\u2019s never done it before, so why start now?\u00a0 Bush has always used the here \u2026 catch<\/a> approach to life, kicking the can down the road and sticking somebody else with problems\u00a0he created.<\/p>\n

Bush\u2019s Iraq Strategy: Here \u2026 Catch!
\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n

Kick the can down the road\u2014that\u2019s the plan:
\nStick the war mess on some other man.
\nWreak much havoc abroad
\nAnd at home. Oh my Gawd!
\nThen say, \u201cCatch! Fix Iraq and Iran.\u201d<\/p>\n

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And now some links, for your reading\u00a0pleasure:
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\n* Carnival of the Feminists<\/a>
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\n* Carnival of the Vanities<\/a>
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\n* Carnival of the Insanities<\/a>
\n* Carnival on Observations of Life<\/a>
\n* Best of Me Symphony<\/a>
\n* This Is Not My Country<\/a>
\n* Worldwide Opinions<\/a>\u00a0<\/p>\n

UPDATE: <\/strong>How could I forget to mention this? I’m\u00a0running\u00a0another limerick contest on my other blog.<\/a> The theme is mothers and there are cash prizes for the\u00a0two best limericks! [tags]The Global War On Terror Supplemental, Iraq War, George W. Bush\u00a0 Satire, Iraq Humor, Iran Humor, President Codpiece, Mission Accomplished, War Spending Bill[\/tags]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

President Codpiece celebrated \u201cMission Accomplished\u201d day by vetoing the Iraq war spending bill.\u00a0 Why turn down money he\u2019s just dying to get his grubby hands on? Cause those\u00a0mean Dems are trying to make him end the war some time during his Presidency. And that just ain\u2019t gonna happen. No way will George W. Bush clean […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15,38,8,20,19,11,6,7,3,9,12,17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-85","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-congress","category-foreign-policy","category-george-bush","category-gop-humor","category-iraq-war","category-legislation","category-political-limericks","category-political-verse","category-politics","category-republicans","category-senate","category-white-house"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/85","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=85"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/85\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=85"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=85"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=85"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}