{"id":8438,"date":"2012-11-06T15:58:52","date_gmt":"2012-11-06T19:58:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=8438"},"modified":"2012-11-06T15:59:39","modified_gmt":"2012-11-06T19:59:39","slug":"election-day-jitters-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2012\/11\/06\/election-day-jitters-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"National Gin Day Is Nearly Here &#8230; and None Too Soon! (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Happy <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nationalginday.com\">National Gin Day<\/a>, November 7th!<\/p>\n<p>National Gin Day Is Nearly Here &#8230; and None Too Soon! (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Martini buffs surely will grin<br \/>\nOn the 7th: They celebrate gin!<br \/>\nNow I&#8217;m not a big fan,<br \/>\nBut I&#8217;ll drink like a man<br \/>\nIf Obama and Biden don&#8217;t win.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Happy National Gin Day, November 7th! National Gin Day Is Nearly Here &#8230; and None Too Soon! (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane Martini buffs surely will grin On the 7th: They celebrate gin! Now I&#8217;m not a big fan, But I&#8217;ll drink like a man If Obama and Biden don&#8217;t win.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[95,21,20,126,6,7,3,9],"tags":[2792,2158,2160,194,2819,2159,2156,2157],"class_list":["post-8438","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-barack-obama","category-election-satire","category-gop-humor","category-mitt-romney-humor","category-political-limericks","category-political-verse","category-politics","category-republicans","tag-barack-obama","tag-drinking-humor","tag-election-day-humor","tag-election-humor","tag-joe-biden","tag-martinis-limerick","tag-national-gin-day","tag-november-holidays"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8438","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8438"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8438\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8449,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8438\/revisions\/8449"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8438"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8438"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8438"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}