{"id":8300,"date":"2012-10-24T18:46:05","date_gmt":"2012-10-24T22:46:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=8300"},"modified":"2012-10-24T18:46:05","modified_gmt":"2012-10-24T22:46:05","slug":"trump-coulter-publicity-hounds-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2012\/10\/24\/trump-coulter-publicity-hounds-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick Ode To Publicity Whores"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I try so hard to ignore publicity whores, like Donald Trump and Ann Coulter.  And yet, their obnoxious antics make me look &#8230; and limerick.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, why I can&#8217;t disregard stuff like <a href=\"http:\/\/abcnews.go.com\/US\/syndrome-athlete-criticizes-ann-coulters-retard\/story?id=17553134#.UIhOJcXA_8k\">this Coulter  tweet:<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8230;Coulter sent a Twitter message during the presidential debates Monday saying [she] approved of &#8220;(Mitt) Romney&#8217;s decision to be kind and gentle to the retard,&#8221; referring to Obama.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>And while I&#8217;m at it, I&#8217;d love to tune out <a href=\"http:\/\/abcnews.go.com\/Politics\/OTUS\/donald-trump-fails-drop-bombshell-offers-cash-obama\/story?id=17553670#.UIhrFsXA_8k\">Donald Trump&#8217;s nonsensical &#8220;bombshell:&#8221;<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Donald Trump said on Wednesday that if President Obama releases his college records and his passport application, the mega-millionaire developer will give a $5 million check to charities of Obama\u2019s choosing.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Limerick Ode To Publicity Whores<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Trump and Coulter, two bores I abhor,<br \/>\nAnd I promise myself to ignore.<br \/>\nBut alas, my resistance<br \/>\nIs down.  Their persistence<br \/>\nIn boorishness strikes at my core.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I try so hard to ignore publicity whores, like Donald Trump and Ann Coulter. And yet, their obnoxious antics make me look &#8230; and limerick. Oh, why I can&#8217;t disregard stuff like this Coulter tweet: &#8230;Coulter sent a Twitter message during the presidential debates Monday saying [she] approved of &#8220;(Mitt) Romney&#8217;s decision to be kind [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[127,95,1358,72,124,1550,21,20,126,6,7,3,1551,9],"tags":[2803,2792,2786,2802,2897,2764,1250,964,2140],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8300"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8300"}],"version-history":[{"count":44,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8300\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8344,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8300\/revisions\/8344"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8300"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8300"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8300"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}