{"id":8286,"date":"2012-10-23T14:27:59","date_gmt":"2012-10-23T18:27:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=8286"},"modified":"2012-10-23T15:51:29","modified_gmt":"2012-10-23T19:51:29","slug":"mitt-romneys-foreign-policy-debate-humo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2012\/10\/23\/mitt-romneys-foreign-policy-debate-humo\/","title":{"rendered":"Mitt Romney&#8217;s Final Debate Message (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mitt Romney&#8217;s Final Debate Message (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Dear voters, I&#8217;m not into war.<br \/>\nI&#8217;m really a peacenik full-bore.<br \/>\nScary things I once said<br \/>\nAre just in your head.<br \/>\nAnd teachers, I really adore!<\/p>\n<p>*****<\/p>\n<p>Update: Mitt Romney&#8217;s campaign reminds me of HBO&#8217;s <em>True Blood<\/em>:  You have Romney, the Shape Shifter and Paul Ryan, the Vampire.  And pushing Romney&#8217;s foreign policy buttons (except at the foreign policy debate) you even have Neo-Con Paul WereWolfowitz.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mitt Romney&#8217;s Final Debate Message (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane Dear voters, I&#8217;m not into war. I&#8217;m really a peacenik full-bore. Scary things I once said Are just in your head. And teachers, I really adore! ***** Update: Mitt Romney&#8217;s campaign reminds me of HBO&#8217;s True Blood: You have Romney, the Shape Shifter and Paul [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[95,72,124,885,21,38,126,6,7,3,9],"tags":[2786,2802,1303,2764,2771,1250,2000,969,2139],"class_list":["post-8286","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-barack-obama","category-campaign-humor","category-debate-humor","category-education-limerick","category-election-satire","category-foreign-policy","category-mitt-romney-humor","category-political-limericks","category-political-verse","category-politics","category-republicans","tag-campaign-humor","tag-debate-humor","tag-education-humor","tag-election-satire","tag-foreign-policy","tag-mitt-romney","tag-teachers","tag-war-and-peace","tag-war-mongers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8286","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8286"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8286\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8299,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8286\/revisions\/8299"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8286"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8286"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8286"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}