{"id":8274,"date":"2012-10-22T03:41:16","date_gmt":"2012-10-22T07:41:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=8274"},"modified":"2012-10-22T03:48:54","modified_gmt":"2012-10-22T07:48:54","slug":"michael-bloomberg-election-endorsement-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2012\/10\/22\/michael-bloomberg-election-endorsement-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Open Limerick To Michael Bloomberg"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m convinced that most so-called &#8220;undecided voters&#8221; are doing it for the attention.  And that includes New York City&#8217;s Mayor Michael Bloomberg, who has declined to endorse either Obama or Romney for president. And who <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2012\/10\/21\/nyregion\/tough-criticism-of-candidates-by-bloomberg.html\">voices complaints<\/a> about both of them to the New York Times.<\/p>\n<p>Open Limerick To Michael Bloomberg<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Dear Mike, I have long been a fan,<br \/>\nBut alas, you&#8217;re no longer my man:<br \/>\nPrez endorsement? You waffle,<br \/>\nThough Romney is awful.<br \/>\nNeed attention? Find something to ban!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m convinced that most so-called &#8220;undecided voters&#8221; are doing it for the attention. And that includes New York City&#8217;s Mayor Michael Bloomberg, who has declined to endorse either Obama or Romney for president. And who voices complaints about both of them to the New York Times. Open Limerick To Michael Bloomberg By Madeleine Begun Kane [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[95,72,21,20,2137,126,6,7,3,9],"tags":[2792,2786,2764,1673,2136,1250,209,2138],"class_list":["post-8274","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-barack-obama","category-campaign-humor","category-election-satire","category-gop-humor","category-mike-bloomberg","category-mitt-romney-humor","category-political-limericks","category-political-verse","category-politics","category-republicans","tag-barack-obama","tag-campaign-humor","tag-election-satire","tag-endorsements-humor","tag-michael-bloomberg","tag-mitt-romney","tag-new-york-times","tag-undecided-voters"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8274","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8274"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8274\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8285,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8274\/revisions\/8285"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8274"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8274"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8274"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}