Post-Debate Open Limerick To President Obama
\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n
Dear Barack, did you even prepare?
\nCuz debating is war — yes, it’s guerre.
\nMitt spewed lie after lie,
\nWhile you simply stood by,
\nIneffective and weak — barely there.<\/p>\n
UPDATE:
\nHaiku of the Day:<\/p>\n
Mendacious Romney
\nbewilders Obama–
\nlies more than usual.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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