{"id":8091,"date":"2012-10-03T00:56:38","date_gmt":"2012-10-03T04:56:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=8091"},"modified":"2012-10-03T00:56:38","modified_gmt":"2012-10-03T04:56:38","slug":"scott-brown-scalia-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2012\/10\/03\/scott-brown-scalia-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick Ode To Scott Brown"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Scott Brown: When trying to sell yourself in Massachusetts as a moderate independent, it&#8217;s best not to name <a href=\"http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2012\/10\/01\/scott-brown-antonin-scalia_n_1930960.html\">Antonin Scalia as your favorite U.S. Supreme Court Justice<\/a>. Methinks you made Elizabeth Warren&#8217;s day.<\/p>\n<p>Limerick Ode To Scott Brown<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Dear Scott Brown, seems your cover&#8217;s been blown:<br \/>\nYour favorite Justice is known<br \/>\nAs Extremist Supreme.<br \/>\nYou named Nino! Your scheme<br \/>\nTo sound moderate&#8217;s naught but a drone.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Scott Brown: When trying to sell yourself in Massachusetts as a moderate independent, it&#8217;s best not to name Antonin Scalia as your favorite U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Methinks you made Elizabeth Warren&#8217;s day. Limerick Ode To Scott Brown By Madeleine Begun Kane Dear Scott Brown, seems your cover&#8217;s been blown: Your favorite Justice is [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[72,21,1682,20,10,168,6,7,3,9,1086,13],"tags":[2786,2764,2904,1904,1093,857,2869,1089],"class_list":["post-8091","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-campaign-humor","category-election-satire","category-elizabeth-warren","category-gop-humor","category-judiciary","category-legal-limericks","category-political-limericks","category-political-verse","category-politics","category-republicans","category-scott-brown","category-supreme-court","tag-campaign-humor","tag-election-satire","tag-elizabeth-warren","tag-justice-antonin-scalia","tag-legal-verse","tag-massachusetts","tag-scott-brown","tag-us-supreme-court"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8091","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8091"}],"version-history":[{"count":14,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8091\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8105,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8091\/revisions\/8105"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8091"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8091"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8091"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}