{"id":7897,"date":"2012-09-17T23:17:31","date_gmt":"2012-09-18T03:17:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=7897"},"modified":"2012-09-17T23:17:31","modified_gmt":"2012-09-18T03:17:31","slug":"ricksantorum-elite-smart-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2012\/09\/17\/ricksantorum-elite-smart-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Mitt&#8217;s Strange Surrogate (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Who else but Mitt Romney surrogate Rick Santorum, could beam with pride <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=0n5oa55EsmI&#038;feature=player_embedded\">while saying<\/a>: &#8220;We will never have the elite, smart people on our side.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Mitt&#8217;s Strange Surrogate (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p><em>If you&#8217;re smart, then you ain&#8217;t on our side,<\/em><br \/>\nSaid Santorum with singular pride.<br \/>\nDear Rick, does Mitt know<br \/>\nYou exultingly glow<br \/>\nWith support from dim folks nationwide?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Who else but Mitt Romney surrogate Rick Santorum, could beam with pride while saying: &#8220;We will never have the elite, smart people on our side.&#8221; Mitt&#8217;s Strange Surrogate (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane If you&#8217;re smart, then you ain&#8217;t on our side, Said Santorum with singular pride. Dear Rick, does Mitt know You exultingly glow [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[72,21,20,126,6,7,3,9,1221],"tags":[192,194,299,1250,2877],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7897"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7897"}],"version-history":[{"count":15,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7897\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7912,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7897\/revisions\/7912"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7897"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7897"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7897"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}