{"id":7803,"date":"2012-09-04T14:20:05","date_gmt":"2012-09-04T18:20:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=7803"},"modified":"2012-09-04T14:20:05","modified_gmt":"2012-09-04T18:20:05","slug":"mitt-romney-muffin-tops-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2012\/09\/04\/mitt-romney-muffin-tops-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"A Morsel To Chew On (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What genius decided that talking about Romney&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2012\/09\/03\/opinion\/my-asian-dad-and-mitt-romneys-muffin-tops.html\">weird eating habits<\/a> would make him sound <a href=\"http:\/\/wonkette.com\/482196\/mitt-romney-eats-muffins-like-a-precious-fussy-little-child\">more human<\/a>? <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll grant you that robots probably don&#8217;t eat muffins.  However, a normal human being doesn&#8217;t <a href=\"http:\/\/www.washingtontimes.com\/news\/2012\/aug\/26\/to-get-a-grasp-on-mitt-romney-start-with-the-lesso\/\">eat just the muffin top<\/a> and cast aside the rest. <\/p>\n<p>A Morsel To Chew On (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>In an effort to boost Mitt&#8217;s appeal,<br \/>\nJust what does he choose to reveal:<br \/>\nHe likes muffin tops best<br \/>\nAnd he tosses the rest.<br \/>\n&#8220;Vote for Mitt &#8212; He wastes food.&#8221; What a spiel!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What genius decided that talking about Romney&#8217;s weird eating habits would make him sound more human? I&#8217;ll grant you that robots probably don&#8217;t eat muffins. However, a normal human being doesn&#8217;t eat just the muffin top and cast aside the rest. A Morsel To Chew On (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane In an effort to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[72,21,20,126,6,7,3,9],"tags":[2786,2072,2764,2070,1668,1250,2071],"class_list":["post-7803","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-campaign-humor","category-election-satire","category-gop-humor","category-mitt-romney-humor","category-political-limericks","category-political-verse","category-politics","category-republicans","tag-campaign-humor","tag-eating-habits","tag-election-satire","tag-fiscal-conservatives","tag-food-humor","tag-mitt-romney","tag-muffin-tops"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7803","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7803"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7803\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7816,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7803\/revisions\/7816"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7803"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7803"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7803"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}