{"id":776,"date":"2009-03-17T18:51:48","date_gmt":"2009-03-17T22:51:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=776"},"modified":"2009-03-18T00:42:20","modified_gmt":"2009-03-18T04:42:20","slug":"aig-bonus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2009\/03\/17\/aig-bonus\/","title":{"rendered":"Dear Boss, Where&#8217;s My Bonus?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The AIG bonus fiasco has been very enlightening. Giving incompetent employees huge bonuses, so they won&#8217;t resign? And with taxpayer cash yet?  What a concept!<\/p>\n<p>I think all of us who still have jobs should send our bosses a letter like this:<\/p>\n<p>Dear Boss, Where&#8217;s My Bonus? (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Dear boss, where&#8217;s my bonus and raise?<br \/>\nI expect lots of cash &#8212; no delays.<br \/>\nThough my work surely sucks,<br \/>\nI deserve all those bucks.<br \/>\nAin&#8217;t it great that incompetence pays?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The AIG bonus fiasco has been very enlightening. Giving incompetent employees huge bonuses, so they won&#8217;t resign? And with taxpayer cash yet? What a concept! I think all of us who still have jobs should send our bosses a letter like this: Dear Boss, Where&#8217;s My Bonus? (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane Dear boss, where&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[414,31,50,44,115,114,556,6,7,3,88,45],"tags":[217,269,558,516,557,561,559,560],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/776"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=776"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/776\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":787,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/776\/revisions\/787"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=776"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=776"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=776"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}