{"id":7516,"date":"2012-07-25T16:56:23","date_gmt":"2012-07-25T20:56:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=7516"},"modified":"2012-12-14T19:25:28","modified_gmt":"2012-12-14T23:25:28","slug":"gun-control-2nd-amendment-satire","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2012\/07\/25\/gun-control-2nd-amendment-satire\/","title":{"rendered":"Outgunned By Cowardice (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Roger Simon says it all about <a href=\"http:\/\/www.politico.com\/news\/stories\/0712\/78866.html\">gun baloney,<\/a> but I still have to write this limerick:<\/p>\n<p>Outgunned By Cowardice (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Both Obama and Mitt are distressed,<br \/>\nBy the movie house murders depressed.<br \/>\nBut those gun lobby fears<br \/>\nBeget action-free tears:<br \/>\nTighten gun control? Surely you jest!<\/p>\n<p>(Cross-posted on <a href=\"http:\/\/limerickdebate.wordpress.com\/2012\/07\/26\/outgunned-by-cowardice\/\">Limerick Debate<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Roger Simon says it all about gun baloney, but I still have to write this limerick: Outgunned By Cowardice (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane Both Obama and Mitt are distressed, By the movie house murders depressed. But those gun lobby fears Beget action-free tears: Tighten gun control? Surely you jest! (Cross-posted on Limerick Debate.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[185,95,25,122,126,6,7,3],"tags":[2038,2792,2035,2039,2033,2034,2036,2236,2032,2870,1250,2037,1075],"class_list":["post-7516","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-44-humor","category-barack-obama","category-constitution-humor","category-firearms-guns-humor","category-mitt-romney-humor","category-political-limericks","category-political-verse","category-politics","tag-aurora-colorado-shootings","tag-barack-obama","tag-colorado-theater-shooting","tag-cowardly-politicians","tag-gun-control","tag-gun-laws","tag-gun-lobby","tag-gun-violence","tag-guns","tag-leadership-humor","tag-mitt-romney","tag-second-amendment","tag-us-constitution"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7516","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7516"}],"version-history":[{"count":15,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7516\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8792,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7516\/revisions\/8792"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7516"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7516"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7516"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}