{"id":737,"date":"2009-03-09T01:39:47","date_gmt":"2009-03-09T05:39:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=737"},"modified":"2009-03-09T18:13:27","modified_gmt":"2009-03-09T22:13:27","slug":"tax-return","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2009\/03\/09\/tax-return\/","title":{"rendered":"Finally, An Up Side To Filing Tax Returns"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Finally, An Up Side To Filing Tax Returns (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>When paying my taxes great pains<br \/>\nAlways shoot through my muscles and veins.<br \/>\nBut for once there&#8217;s relief<br \/>\nFrom an oft taxing beef:<br \/>\nSchedule D won&#8217;t show capital gains.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Finally, An Up Side To Filing Tax Returns (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane When paying my taxes great pains Always shoot through my muscles and veins. But for once there&#8217;s relief From an oft taxing beef: Schedule D won&#8217;t show capital gains.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[44,114,540,45],"tags":[536,539,537,538,535],"class_list":["post-737","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-economy-humor","category-fiscal-policy","category-stock-market-humor","category-tax-budget-humor","tag-capital-gains","tag-finances","tag-income-tax","tag-money-humor","tag-tax-limerick"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/737","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=737"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/737\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":744,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/737\/revisions\/744"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=737"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=737"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=737"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}