{"id":7313,"date":"2012-06-19T20:20:16","date_gmt":"2012-06-20T00:20:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=7313"},"modified":"2012-06-19T20:24:00","modified_gmt":"2012-06-20T00:24:00","slug":"romney-amazed-wawa-touchscreen-technology-hoagies-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2012\/06\/19\/romney-amazed-wawa-touchscreen-technology-hoagies-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Wawa-Gate Reinterpreted (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Was Mitt Romney&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/prospect.org\/article\/we-will-forever-remember-wawagate\">amazement over the Wawa touch screen hoagie-ordering device<\/a> further proof of his out-of-touchness? Or was it merely a small part of his comments <a href=\"http:\/\/www.politico.com\/blogs\/media\/2012\/06\/andrea-mitchell-airs-full-romney-video-126639.html\">on &#8220;federal bureaucracy and innovation in the private sector?&#8221;<\/a><\/p>\n<p>I have a third interpretation:<\/p>\n<p>Wawa-Gate Reinterpreted (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Dear Romney, that hoagie device<br \/>\nSeemed to stun you, amaze, and entice.<br \/>\nI&#8217;ll just bet you were thrilled<br \/>\nBy the jobs that are killed<br \/>\nWhen touch screens put clerk jobs on ice.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Was Mitt Romney&#8217;s amazement over the Wawa touch screen hoagie-ordering device further proof of his out-of-touchness? Or was it merely a small part of his comments on &#8220;federal bureaucracy and innovation in the private sector?&#8221; I have a third interpretation: Wawa-Gate Reinterpreted (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane Dear Romney, that hoagie device Seemed to stun [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[72,21,20,126,6,7,3,9,59],"tags":[2786,2764,2009,2007,2010,1250,2011,873,2008,2006,2005],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7313"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7313"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7313\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7325,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7313\/revisions\/7325"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7313"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7313"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7313"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}