{"id":7300,"date":"2012-06-15T17:08:15","date_gmt":"2012-06-15T21:08:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=7300"},"modified":"2012-06-15T17:14:48","modified_gmt":"2012-06-15T21:14:48","slug":"vagina-republicans-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2012\/06\/15\/vagina-republicans-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Republicans To Women: No Vagina Dialogues! (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Michigan Republican pols apparently have very <a href=\"http:\/\/politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com\/2012\/06\/15\/michigan-lawmakers-barred-from-floor-after-vagina-vasectomy-remarks\/\">delicate ears:<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Two state representatives in Michigan were barred from speaking on the floor of the legislature in Lansing Thursday after colleagues deemed their language &#8220;failed to maintain the decorum&#8221; of the legislative body.<\/p>\n<p>State Reps. State Reps. Lisa Brown and Barb Byrum, both Democrats, were arguing against proposed legislation that would enact new restrictions on abortions in Michigan, including provisions for new insurance requirements for abortion providers.<\/p>\n<p>Brown ended her floor speech by declaring: &#8220;&#8221;I&#8217;m flattered that you are all so interested in my vagina, but no means no.&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Republicans To Women: No Vagina Dialogues!<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Republicans love to pass laws<br \/>\nThat restrict female parts, without pause.<br \/>\nBut just utter &#8220;vagina&#8221;&#8212;<br \/>\nThey&#8217;ll ship you to China.<br \/>\nCensor gals in all ways &#8212; that&#8217;s their cause.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Michigan Republican pols apparently have very delicate ears: Two state representatives in Michigan were barred from speaking on the floor of the legislature in Lansing Thursday after colleagues deemed their language &#8220;failed to maintain the decorum&#8221; of the legislative body. State Reps. State Reps. Lisa Brown and Barb Byrum, both Democrats, were arguing against proposed [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[182,136,121,20,6,7,3,9],"tags":[2823,2004,2801,1601,984,841,2003],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7300"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7300"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7300\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7312,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7300\/revisions\/7312"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7300"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7300"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7300"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}