{"id":7272,"date":"2012-06-11T19:13:47","date_gmt":"2012-06-11T23:13:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=7272"},"modified":"2012-06-11T19:13:47","modified_gmt":"2012-06-11T23:13:47","slug":"david-cameron-daughter-behind-pub-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2012\/06\/11\/david-cameron-daughter-behind-pub-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Open Limerick To British Prime Minister David Cameron"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ll bet you never did <a href=\"http:\/\/www.guardian.co.uk\/politics\/2012\/jun\/11\/david-cameron-daughter-behind-pub\">this<\/a> to YOUR kid:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>David Cameron left his eight-year-old daughter in the pub following a Sunday lunch, after a mix-up with his wife Samantha, Downing Street has admitted.<\/p>\n<p>The couple&#8217;s daughter Nancy wandered off to the toilets while they were arranging lifts and they only realised she was not with them when they got home, the Sun said.<\/p>\n<p>The prime minister rushed back to the Plough Inn in Cadsden, Buckinghamshire, where he found his daughter with staff.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>The story could prove embarrassing for the prime minister, coming on the same day as the government relaunches its \u00a3450m troubled families programme.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Open Limerick To British Prime Minister David Cameron<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>To forget your young child in a pub<br \/>\nIs quite an astonishing flub.<br \/>\nThe result could be sinister,<br \/>\nBritish Prime Minister.<br \/>\nSo don&#8217;t do it again! Okay, bub?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ll bet you never did this to YOUR kid: David Cameron left his eight-year-old daughter in the pub following a Sunday lunch, after a mix-up with his wife Samantha, Downing Street has admitted. The couple&#8217;s daughter Nancy wandered off to the toilets while they were arranging lifts and they only realised she was not with [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1991,1990,6,7,3],"tags":[1994,1995,1993,1998,1992,1999,1996,1997],"class_list":["post-7272","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-david-cameron-humor","category-great-britain-humor","category-political-limericks","category-political-verse","category-politics","tag-british-pubs","tag-child-rearing","tag-david-cameron","tag-downing-street","tag-great-britain","tag-nancy-cameron","tag-plough-inn","tag-samantha-cameron"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7272","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7272"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7272\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7279,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7272\/revisions\/7279"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7272"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7272"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7272"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}