{"id":7177,"date":"2012-05-21T17:44:38","date_gmt":"2012-05-21T21:44:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=7177"},"modified":"2012-05-21T17:44:38","modified_gmt":"2012-05-21T21:44:38","slug":"sarah-palin-ted-cruz-robocall-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2012\/05\/21\/sarah-palin-ted-cruz-robocall-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"State of Embarrassment (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Note to Sarah Palin and Ted (Tea Party Express, Texas) Cruz, a would-be  Republican nominee for U.S. Senate: Just because <a href=\"http:\/\/cjonline.com\/blog-post\/tim-carpenter\/2012-05-20\/palins-advice-kansan-vote-texas\">Texas and Kansas<\/a> both end in &#8220;as&#8221; doesn&#8217;t make them the same state:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\nSarah Palin called with a tip that Cruz was the man for the GOP.<\/p>\n<p>Thank goodness the Cruz campaign directed a robocall to my office of the Topeka Capital-Journal.<\/p>\n<p>Getting meaningful political advice from Palin was a treat.<\/p>\n<p> &#8220;Hello, Texas!&#8221; she blasted into my ear. &#8220;I&#8217;m Sarah Palin.&#8221;\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>State of Embarrassment (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Dear Sarah, when trying to aid<br \/>\nMr. Cruz, all your robocalls played<br \/>\nOn phones through the state<br \/>\nOf Kansas ain&#8217;t great,<br \/>\nWhen it&#8217;s Texans you aim to persuade.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Note to Sarah Palin and Ted (Tea Party Express, Texas) Cruz, a would-be Republican nominee for U.S. Senate: Just because Texas and Kansas both end in &#8220;as&#8221; doesn&#8217;t make them the same state: Sarah Palin called with a tip that Cruz was the man for the GOP. Thank goodness the Cruz campaign directed a robocall [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[72,21,20,6,7,3,9,176,1119,611],"tags":[2786,2764,1970,702,1973,2820,1663,1972,2916,617,1974],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7177"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7177"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7177\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7189,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7177\/revisions\/7189"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7177"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7177"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7177"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}