{"id":7081,"date":"2012-05-05T15:35:05","date_gmt":"2012-05-05T19:35:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/?p=7081"},"modified":"2012-05-05T15:35:05","modified_gmt":"2012-05-05T19:35:05","slug":"obama-forgets-first-lady-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/2012\/05\/05\/obama-forgets-first-lady-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Plain Advice For Obama (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Uh-oh!  The pressure must be getting to <a href=\"http:\/\/abcnews.go.com\/blogs\/politics\/2012\/05\/oops-president-obama-forgets-the-first-lady\/\">Obama<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Shortly after landing in Columbus, Ohio, for his first rally, Obama walked off Air Force One under gray skies, ready to descend the stairs and greet some grassroots supporters. But after a few short steps, the president quickly doubled back, apparently realizing he had forgotten someone: the first lady.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Plain Advice For Obama (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Dear Obama, to best avoid strife<br \/>\nIn your marriage and family life,<br \/>\nWhen you exit the plane<br \/>\nYou&#8217;ve little to gain<br \/>\nBy leaving behind your dear wife.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Uh-oh! The pressure must be getting to Obama: Shortly after landing in Columbus, Ohio, for his first rally, Obama walked off Air Force One under gray skies, ready to descend the stairs and greet some grassroots supporters. But after a few short steps, the president quickly doubled back, apparently realizing he had forgotten someone: the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[95,72,852,586,6,7,3,17],"tags":[1945,2792,2786,2764,2842],"class_list":["post-7081","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-barack-obama","category-campaign-humor","category-democrats-humor","category-michelle-obama","category-political-limericks","category-political-verse","category-politics","category-white-house","tag-air-force-one","tag-barack-obama","tag-campaign-humor","tag-election-satire","tag-michelle-obama"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7081","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7081"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7081\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7090,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7081\/revisions\/7090"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7081"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7081"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/madness\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7081"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}